REQUEST for all single women taking the train tomm - m4w
Single ladies!
Tomm, we will have codes in which u indicate to us men that u are single...
For single women looking for a guy, hold a plastic bag in your left hand on the train tomm..
For older women looking for a younger guy, hold a closed NY Post in your hand with the letter Y on top of the paper...
For the freaky women, hold a white T-shirt in your right hand..
For the gold-diggers, wear a "I am a gold digger T-shirt"
Lets make this happen tomm ladies...
If successful, at least 2,000 lonely women will not be lonely tomm...
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why a white t-shirt? it's pretty conspicuous to carry around a random white t-shirt.
And, where does he come up with that 2,000 number? I hope that our MTA fair hike is going towards compiling these kinds of statistics. Give the people what they want!
yeah there really is no need for comment, except....
WTF?!
I think the 2,000 women part is my favorite. He says it with such authority!
I wore my "I am a gold digger" t-shirt today but nothing happened. I guess I am not one of the chosen 2000.
I enjoyed the use of the unapproved abbreviation "tomm" throughout the ad, particularly when you consider the fact that "tomorrow" has only one "m" in it.
Yeah, I thought that was funny, too. I was like, "I don't think that's an 'approved' abbreviation."
speaking of unnecessary abbrevs, I like it when people post things on craigslist like "DWGM ISO SBGM NSA S&M RSVP ASAP R&R USPS NAFTA THX" and that's their whole ad. I just want to tap them on the shoulder and say, uh, you do realize you're not paying by the letter, right?
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