Thursday, October 27, 2011

Sleep No More


{photo via Couche Tard}


I posted this because I thought the idea of posting a missed connection for an event where everyone was masked was, if not highly original, at least amusing. I got a couple responses. Here is one back-and-forth with responses in italics:


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I saw you there. I think you were wearing a creepy white mask? We had a moment in the graveyard. Or maybe the creepy bathtub room. Or maybe it was in the elevator. In any event, I liked your shirt, because I couldn't see your face, because of the mask.


Awesome show - and funny cl post!




Haha, I was hoping it would amuse someone! Glad to know it worked.




Yes it did :) how did you like the show?




My favorite part was the goat rave orgy. What was yours?




Orgy was out there. A/s/l?




75/h/the moon




Ha. H?





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a/s/l? REALLY?! How long has it been since you've seen a/s/l? Are the kids still doing that these days?

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Please don't have an ass like a coat hanger - 38


I read this while perusing the MCs the other day:



Let me apologize to the thinner women, you are all beautiful I just happen to prefer a rounder profile. Really I am just a man who is past the waifs , the spindle legged hair tossing prancers who pass on lunch. Curves are very womanly. Shake what you're Mamma gave you and enjoy those curves.



Your/you're confusion aside, there is some nice turn of phrase apparent here. But I was REALLY confused by the title. So, as I am wont to do, I wrote him:



A coat hanger? I don't even know what that would entail. I've heard other similes for flat bottoms - pancakes, dinner plates, etc., but never a coat hanger.



In any event, that description does not apply to me.



And he wrote back:

Frankie that is a good news!


the coat hanger - was a woman, poor thing,on the subway it was almost inverted.

I am pleased to hear such good news, can you tell me a little about you




STILL SO CONFUSING