Realizing I had Hal's* email address, I looked him up on ye olde Myspace.
oh geez, ladies...let this be a lesson to us all - research first, reply to emails second.
A few highlights from his profile:
-A picture of him posing proudly next to Danny Devito- whom he is an entire inch taller than.
-He lists only magazines as his "Favorite Books"
-His blog entries are full of legnthy amateur restraurant reviews (ie snooooze fest)
-He wants to meet someone who "enjoys being wined and dined, and entertained as well..." (I'm sorry, this creeps me out. Maybe I just don't know how to let anyone treat me nice...but...well...it rings false.)
-A link to his website - classic/terrible comedian/magician schtick.
His claim that we will have "lots to talk about!" makes me a little scared.
So, with mounting evidence that this guy is a total douche, and, yet, for the sake of the blagh - do the 5 minute date anyway?