Friday, October 26, 2007

I don't find these posts...These posts find me!

We met for a drink and you caught me making out with a man - m4w - 25 (Upper East Side)


I'm sorry. You were taking so long in the bathroom and this guy was looking at me. Next thing I knew we were making out and you came back and stormed out of the bar. I just want you to know that I really liked you and I'm not gay, I just have gay experiences sometimes. You are a beautiful girl and I'm glad that you came on date with me. I would like very much to try again. This time I will give all my love to you.

There are so many things to question in this post. Namely the transition between the sentences "You were taking so long in the bathroom and this guy was looking at me." and "Next thing I know we were making out...." What?! And of course my favorite sentence of all time in a missed connection "...I'm not gay, I just have gay experiences sometimes." Ah yes, what woman in New York hasn't heard this sentiment? But believe me- do not fall for this! It is mere trickery!

6 comments:

Nicky said...

i totally saw that one and was amazed by both its syntax and content

Frankie said...

this might be the best one ever. EVER. who IS this guy? who said it was okay to make out with anyone on a date with someone else, much less a DUDE when you're (apparently) not gay, but just have "gay experiences"? who thinks it's okay to have a gay experience on a date with a woman? AMAZING.

Alex said...

The part that blows my mind is that I don't care how long my friends take in the bathroom, it has never, ever been enough time for me to start making out with some random hot dude. Do you think this guy teaches workshops?

sasha said...

i know! i am more impressed than anything. i mean to make a move that quickly and basically score some action while you're on another date- is basically genius. it's like multi-tasking in the dating world.

Jason Whittle said...

Someone PLEASE email this guy. Next time I'm in the city, we can both meet a new friend.

thanks, bye.

Jason Whittle said...

This may be off topic (slightly...) I have had a similar experience. In my story tho, I'm the guy sitting in the booth while my date went to the bathroom (in my story my date was another guy... and the booth was a dancefloor) and I ain't ashamed.