Over two weeks ago, I decided not to respond to the hand model/magician/comedian/danny devito look-a-like's last email. He took that a sign to email me some more...
hey, how ru?! what's up? hope all is well..have a great one!
1. "ru" isn't allowed you're texting and extremely rushed. Or, you're my 15 yr old cousin.
2. ? and ! are not allowed together (period).
3. When using "cheers" in a vague attempt to convince secret love interests you are british, do not use your real email address - which they will use to look you up on myspace and discover you are from/currently residing in Long Island.