I know it's not really on topic for the blog, but the postings a day earlier and the day before that, on the subject of homophones, and also homographic homophonic autantonyms brought me to tears. It's a lot of homos, without any gays.
my favorite part: "Sorry other word classes! I have a NEW girlfriend now!"
Our first blog post will tell you what this is all about. This blog is a social experiment on dating in the Digital Age. Our laboratory is the city and our subjects are ourselves.
Mostly it's just a lot of fun.
p.s. The comments sections are often even more entertaining than the posts themselves, so be forewarned.
Alex hair: blonde eyes: blue likes: breakfast dislikes: spam strengths: homemade haircuts weaknesses: iced americanos where you can find her: libraries, thrift stores, rooftop dance parties, hunched over her laptop pretending to write, behind the counter at your friendly neighborhood coffee shop
Sasha hair: back to blonde eyes: brown likes: vegan cupcakes dislikes: ill-fitting clothing strengths: party playlists weaknesses: koala bears where you can find her: lower east side brunch spots, tompkins square park, greenpoint boutiques, spinning class, babeland
Bennett hair: chestnut brown eyes: blue likes: holding hands dislikes: olives strengths: approachable face weaknesses: subway musicians where you can find her: vinyasa flow, downtown theaters, pinkberry / tasti d-lite, the streets of the west village, s'nice
Frankie hair: brown eyes: hazel likes: lobsters dislikes: the da vinci code strengths: karaoke weaknesses: shoes where you can find her: williamsburg, video rental stores, the $1 book tables at strand, musical theater auditions, the natural history museum
Drew hair: blonde eyes: brown likes: free drinks dislikes: horror movies strengths: speed reading weaknesses: target where you can find her: dunkin donuts, the art institute, street fairs, weird discount stores, the blue line
Nicky hair: brown, mostly eyes: brown likes: beets dislikes: zombies strengths: long island iced teas weaknesses: drunken text messaging where you can find her: astoria, trashy magazine section of B&N, webster hall, stores that sell jelly bellys
Charlie hair: strawberry blonde eyes: blue likes: autumn dislikes: coffee strengths: google stalking weaknesses: men who sing show tunes where you can find her: sitting in traffic on the bus, storefront theatres, boystown, bars with board games, banana republic, in a cubicle
4 comments:
this is genius! i love these talking dinosaurs- they are so sassy!
and my favorite part:
"your body no longer excites her- the book"
amazing.
I know it's not really on topic for the blog, but the postings a day earlier and the day before that, on the subject of homophones, and also homographic homophonic autantonyms brought me to tears. It's a lot of homos, without any gays.
my favorite part:
"Sorry other word classes! I have a NEW girlfriend now!"
Someone call me an ambulance, please.
That was a great one. I loved the series awhile back about natural selection and the Vice-Mayor of Tiny Towne.
i need this link!
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