Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Cause we need more reasons to show up in a creepster's Google search

I simply couldn't help it...this one was too good.

To the girl with the vagina - m4w (Upper East Side)

You are a girl, so I am pretty sure you have a vagina. The whole time I was thinking about talking to you, I was also thinking about your sweet, sweet vagina.

Vagina, vagina, vagina! The word flows off of the tongue like some sort of pagan incantation of carnal delight. I would have loved it if you had wanted me to stick my ding-dong in your furry cookie.

If you read this, and you are interested, send me an e-mail. (I know, no one reads these, right!?) But if it is you, describe your vagina to me in detail so I know it is you. Just to be safe, you should also describe your breasts. (Not to be a creep, but I want to be certain that it is you.)

Well no, you certainly don't want to come off as a creep.


Frankie said...

I responded to it.

Alex said...

This is a brilliant idea! I wish I'd thought of it first!

Frankie said...

I said:
"It was me. Totally."

Then I realized that might not be enough, so I wrote again and said "Oh, and my breasts are large and supple."

Alex said...

Oh, Frankie, you are incorrigible!

sasha said...

omg i love you and your big, supple breasts!