I would like to invite you to ponder some of the final things in life. Remember life is short. As such, I would like to invite you to accept Jesus as your Lord & Savior. The Bible states that everyone has fallen short and sinned and is therefore subject to eternal damnation unless they accept Jesus as their savior. Check out the following link and websites:
http://www.satansrapture.com/
They explain it better than I can... Best of luck..if you check them out.
Wait...WHAT?
No, really. WHAT THE FUCK, Y'ALL?!?!?
First of all, this website is FUCKING BONKERS, and I couldn't really tell if it was pro- or anti-Jesus at first (I believe it to be pro-Jesus).
Second, what kind of evangelical strategy is this? It's SO time-consuming. I assume they have some sort of setup wherein they respond to all the Missed Connections and use it as a jumping-off point, but this DOES NOT EXPLAIN the hairy armpit thing. At all. Like...I am just so, so baffled right now.
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this is AMAZING(ly hysterical)!!! what is up with people? just when i thought, 'ok maybe this guy is not that weird and he's just turned on by hair/natural women' - we get this little gem! how AT ALL is this related to your previous interactions? maybe you should write him back for some follow up information...just kidding...no please don't do it!
oh.
my.
god.
no pun intended.
ok, possibly a slight pun.
seriously? i just guffawed. this is the worst ministry idea EVER!
but, in all honesty, frankie-- not responding pic for pic? you're kind of a shoo-in for the big down under.
I am in awe at the INSANITY of this response...!!!
Sheesh, my eyes are still blind from that awful website!
He probably sees it as his duty to show you the light, any opportunity will do, relevant or not.
Or, maybe he really does have a thing for hairy pits?
I feel the starry background was quite an eye catcher for the website.
however, it does make me question the legitimacy of the site.
that, and the picture of the boy.
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