Jalapeño Birthday - w4m - 26
We were sitting at adjacent tables and you gave me a jalapeño pepper for my birthday. It was not actually my birthday nor was it actually a jalapeño pepper (our waiter said it was a Serrano), but it was still a nice thought.
Maybe next time we can sit at the same table?
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UPDATE:
From: Jalapeño Dude
To: Alex
Subject: Jalapeño Birthday
Greetings,
One of my associates brought this to my attention today.
I was wearing a black hooded sweatshirt, and I promised to get you a better present next year. My promise still holds.
what a strange universe.
- ******
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a few smart, sexy 20-something women take on dating in the big city, armed with only a sense of humor and a steady wireless connection
The Story
Our first blog post will tell you what this is all about. This blog is a social experiment on dating in the Digital Age. Our laboratory is the city and our subjects are ourselves.
Mostly it's just a lot of fun.
Mostly it's just a lot of fun.
p.s. The comments sections are often even more entertaining than the posts themselves, so be forewarned.
Required Reading
- How it All Began (Our First Post)
- Breakin' It Down
- Versatile Fun: The Saga of Jared & Ernest (part of a series)
- Sexy Roommate Situation
- Alex Has a Crush
- And Now a Word From Our Sponsors
- How to Find Us on Google (part of a series)
- It's All for the Blog, Y'all, It's All for the Blog (part of a series)
- Curly's Last Stand (part of a series)
- Corner of Sexy Street and Mysterious Avenue
- This is Not an Anthem
Names Have Been Changed to Protect the Innocent
Alex
hair: blonde
eyes: blue
likes: breakfast
dislikes: spam
strengths: homemade haircuts
weaknesses: iced americanos
where you can find her: libraries, thrift stores, rooftop dance parties, hunched over her laptop pretending to write, behind the counter at your friendly neighborhood coffee shop
Sasha
hair: back to blonde
eyes: brown
likes: vegan cupcakes
dislikes: ill-fitting clothing
strengths: party playlists
weaknesses: koala bears
where you can find her: lower east side brunch spots, tompkins square park, greenpoint boutiques, spinning class, babeland
Bennett
hair: chestnut brown
eyes: blue
likes: holding hands
dislikes: olives
strengths: approachable face
weaknesses: subway musicians
where you can find her: vinyasa flow, downtown theaters, pinkberry / tasti d-lite, the streets of the west village, s'nice
Frankie
hair: brown
eyes: hazel
likes: lobsters
dislikes: the da vinci code
strengths: karaoke
weaknesses: shoes
where you can find her: williamsburg, video rental stores, the $1 book tables at strand, musical theater auditions, the natural history museum
Drew
hair: blonde
eyes: brown
likes: free drinks
dislikes: horror movies
strengths: speed reading
weaknesses: target
where you can find her: dunkin donuts, the art institute, street fairs, weird discount stores, the blue line
Nicky
hair: brown, mostly
eyes: brown
likes: beets
dislikes: zombies
strengths: long island iced teas
weaknesses: drunken text messaging
where you can find her: astoria, trashy magazine section of B&N, webster hall, stores that sell jelly bellys
Charlie
hair: strawberry blonde
eyes: blue
likes: autumn
dislikes: coffee
strengths: google stalking
weaknesses: men who sing show tunes
where you can find her: sitting in traffic on the bus, storefront theatres, boystown, bars with board games, banana republic, in a cubicle
hair: blonde
eyes: blue
likes: breakfast
dislikes: spam
strengths: homemade haircuts
weaknesses: iced americanos
where you can find her: libraries, thrift stores, rooftop dance parties, hunched over her laptop pretending to write, behind the counter at your friendly neighborhood coffee shop
Sasha
hair: back to blonde
eyes: brown
likes: vegan cupcakes
dislikes: ill-fitting clothing
strengths: party playlists
weaknesses: koala bears
where you can find her: lower east side brunch spots, tompkins square park, greenpoint boutiques, spinning class, babeland
Bennett
hair: chestnut brown
eyes: blue
likes: holding hands
dislikes: olives
strengths: approachable face
weaknesses: subway musicians
where you can find her: vinyasa flow, downtown theaters, pinkberry / tasti d-lite, the streets of the west village, s'nice
Frankie
hair: brown
eyes: hazel
likes: lobsters
dislikes: the da vinci code
strengths: karaoke
weaknesses: shoes
where you can find her: williamsburg, video rental stores, the $1 book tables at strand, musical theater auditions, the natural history museum
Drew
hair: blonde
eyes: brown
likes: free drinks
dislikes: horror movies
strengths: speed reading
weaknesses: target
where you can find her: dunkin donuts, the art institute, street fairs, weird discount stores, the blue line
Nicky
hair: brown, mostly
eyes: brown
likes: beets
dislikes: zombies
strengths: long island iced teas
weaknesses: drunken text messaging
where you can find her: astoria, trashy magazine section of B&N, webster hall, stores that sell jelly bellys
Charlie
hair: strawberry blonde
eyes: blue
likes: autumn
dislikes: coffee
strengths: google stalking
weaknesses: men who sing show tunes
where you can find her: sitting in traffic on the bus, storefront theatres, boystown, bars with board games, banana republic, in a cubicle
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3 comments:
nothing like a birthday pepper from a cute boy to spice things up!
ok that was a stretch.
You know, I always say that.
HOT CHA
(alternate pun)
HOLLA! (PENO)
(don't say "peno")
Clearly, a response is necessary. It's unlikely that this is a Case of Mistaken Identity as so many of our misadventures are. You can feel secure in the knowledge that he already thinks you're cute enough to gift with a jalapeno.
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