Jalapeño Birthday - w4m - 26
We were sitting at adjacent tables and you gave me a jalapeño pepper for my birthday. It was not actually my birthday nor was it actually a jalapeño pepper (our waiter said it was a Serrano), but it was still a nice thought.
Maybe next time we can sit at the same table?
From: Jalapeño Dude
Subject: Jalapeño Birthday
One of my associates brought this to my attention today.
I was wearing a black hooded sweatshirt, and I promised to get you a better present next year. My promise still holds.
what a strange universe.