look...i'm sorry.
i'm really sorry you had to work as a bartender at the bacardi silver booth at the awful conglomeration of vendors and women that was shecky's girls' night out. i literally cannot imagine what it would have been like for you. hundreds of women demanding free jolly rancher-flavored drinks? it must have been ridiculous.
but when my friends were trying on many t-shirts at the booth across the way at the end of the night, i saw you bust a move a little bit. so maybe it wasn't so bad.
plus i'm sure you made some cash, though, at least, right? maybe you can buy another sweet-ass straw fedora that made you look so cute. i should have written my number on the dollar i put in your tip jar. someone else probably tried that, though. damn.
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this is very cute. although when i first read it, i'm not gonna lie- i was hoping there would be hot dogs.
make of that what you will.
ok i meant to post that under frankie's mc, but now that i'm here- that boy was totes cute!
next time let your friends slip your number in a dollar bill like a hard-core mc'er...or at least a map to your bedroom.
thanks alex.
Straw fedora?! Too suave to be real! Want it!
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