Thursday, February 10, 2011

Please don't have an ass like a coat hanger - 38

I read this while perusing the MCs the other day:

Let me apologize to the thinner women, you are all beautiful I just happen to prefer a rounder profile. Really I am just a man who is past the waifs , the spindle legged hair tossing prancers who pass on lunch. Curves are very womanly. Shake what you're Mamma gave you and enjoy those curves.

Your/you're confusion aside, there is some nice turn of phrase apparent here. But I was REALLY confused by the title. So, as I am wont to do, I wrote him:

A coat hanger? I don't even know what that would entail. I've heard other similes for flat bottoms - pancakes, dinner plates, etc., but never a coat hanger.

In any event, that description does not apply to me.

And he wrote back:

Frankie that is a good news!

the coat hanger - was a woman, poor thing,on the subway it was almost inverted.

I am pleased to hear such good news, can you tell me a little about you


1 comment:

benzado said...

I've never heard the term before, but it seems clear to me: an extremely thin woman's hip bones will jut out of her sides, making it appear as though her ass is being suspended by a coat hanger.