Sleep No More

{photo via Couche Tard}

I posted this because I thought the idea of posting a missed connection for an event where everyone was masked was, if not highly original, at least amusing. I got a couple responses. Here is one back-and-forth with responses in italics:

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I saw you there. I think you were wearing a creepy white mask? We had a moment in the graveyard. Or maybe the creepy bathtub room. Or maybe it was in the elevator. In any event, I liked your shirt, because I couldn't see your face, because of the mask.

Awesome show - and funny cl post!

Haha, I was hoping it would amuse someone! Glad to know it worked.

Yes it did :) how did you like the show?

My favorite part was the goat rave orgy. What was yours?

Orgy was out there. A/s/l?

75/h/the moon

Ha. H?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermaphrodite

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a/s/l? REALLY?! How long has it been since you've seen a/s/l? Are the kids still doing that these days?

Please don't have an ass like a coat hanger - 38

[funkypancake]

I read this while perusing the MCs the other day:



Let me apologize to the thinner women, you are all beautiful I just happen to prefer a rounder profile. Really I am just a man who is past the waifs , the spindle legged hair tossing prancers who pass on lunch. Curves are very womanly. Shake what you're Mamma gave you and enjoy those curves.



Your/you're confusion aside, there is some nice turn of phrase apparent here. But I was REALLY confused by the title. So, as I am wont to do, I wrote him:



A coat hanger? I don't even know what that would entail. I've heard other similes for flat bottoms - pancakes, dinner plates, etc., but never a coat hanger.



In any event, that description does not apply to me.



And he wrote back:

Frankie that is a good news!


the coat hanger - was a woman, poor thing,on the subway it was almost inverted.

I am pleased to hear such good news, can you tell me a little about you




STILL SO CONFUSING